smurffsexual

1. You find blue skinned guys/girls attractive. Tbh you must be really weird, if you do that. ;-;
2. You find small guys/girls attractive, and you often crush on them.

1. That smuff with white hat and pants is super attractive.

2. That small guy over there is so hot. I must be smurffsexual

smurffsexual by tropi-auntie November 7, 2020

Downward reverse smurf sex 

An Ian typically small in size like a smurf that has his girlfriend bite his dick off... He then gets on all fours and asks for her to fuck him in the ass

Hey babe can we have downward reverse smurf sex I don't feel like a man anymore

Downward reverse smurf sex by Jwhoptiewop May 30, 2016

surfsexual 

when a young man is neither straight or gay, just in love with his surfboard. hence the name surfsexual

"wow he is really cute"
"dont even try, he is surfsexual"
"that's a shame"

surfsexual by cassandra says October 16, 2008

surfsexual 

when boys (mostly teenagers) are not straight nor gay. just in love with their surfboards and care about nothing else.

lilly:ughh that guy is so cute but he wont even look at me!

hallie: we are at the beach and the only thing he's paying attention to is his surfboard. he must be surfsexual

surfsexual by cassandra say October 6, 2008

smurf sex 

when you fuck 'til you're blue in the face

dude, we had smurf sex until 3am!

smurf sex by baddoggy April 26, 2006