The Surgical

Perfomed when there is a massive floater in the toilet and you really need to take a 'slash'. Involves wearing your coat back to front to avoid contamination.

Dude A: 'dude! there was a giant floater in the toilet'
Dude B: 'time for the surgical...'

The Surgical by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin October 27, 2005

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surgical tech

The one person who makes surgery possible. Strong, independent, reliable, motivated, determined, hard working, 100% Bad-Ass.

...What do you for a living?
I’m a Surgical Tech
...man, that’s Bad-Ass bro

surgical tech by That’s right May 27, 2018

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Dutch Surgical Mask

The act of farting into one's hand(s) and placing over an unexpecting victim's face, making sure to cover both the nose and mouth.
*Note(Highly effective when combined with a Shart)

Tyler quietly eased himself into his sleeping sister's room. Sharted into his hand and placed it over her face and yelled "DUTCH SURGICAL MASK BEOTCH!!!"

Dutch Surgical Mask by Casper79 March 22, 2008

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surgical strike

When you’ve got to get in there and remove a possibly life-threatening wedgie before it spreads. In-and-out. Precise. Non-evasive. Take a little time to recover, and you’ll be good-as-new in no time.

Ralph’s Surgical Strike to his lumpy cotton briefs was deep, but precise; the only scarring it left was on the memories of those who witnessed.

surgical strike by Tommy_John December 3, 2015

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mid-surgical fartstorm

An especially powerful barrage of deadly flatulence emitted during a surgical procedure.

Dad’s surgeon told me that in the middle of it all, Dad’s eyes suddenly ripped open and a sudden mid-surgical fartstorm engulfed the entire surgical team!

mid-surgical fartstorm by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

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smufication

to suffocate and smother someone at the same time.

Dude, that serial killer used smufication on that girl to kill her.

smufication by Skye Johnson February 23, 2008

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Surgical summer

Time to make things right or make everything clear

It is about to be a surgical summer.

Surgical summer by @Fisho_na July 3, 2018

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