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A DoS attack.
I smurfed his ass!
by louis October 22, 2001
For a girl to give a guy a blow job.
Jen gave Justin a smurf!
by Samsam May 28, 2005
A person who owns everything and anything
cc-Cochese was railed by Smurf.
xTdMyzE was railed by Smurf.
xTlaz0r was railed by Smurf.
by Fierce June 07, 2003
A person who sits on IRC all day while smoking cigarettes. When he sleeps, which is rare, he does so on a mattress made of CPU fans. Curse his metal body.
R.I.P. sMURF, 1984-2006
by plankton_king March 22, 2003
Secret Military Underground Rightwing Force
Watch what you say the S.M.U.R.F.'s might have this place bugged.
by Rev. C. Frank Lee September 10, 2005
used in place of the work fuck
smurf you, you smurfing freak
by DI February 23, 2004
refers to the height of Keith Bonano..a 4 foot 7 midget.

man, that smurf got blue all oover him
by keith January 23, 2003