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A person who owns everything and anything
cc-Cochese was railed by Smurf.
xTdMyzE was railed by Smurf.
xTlaz0r was railed by Smurf.
by Fierce June 07, 2003
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A person who sits on IRC all day while smoking cigarettes. When he sleeps, which is rare, he does so on a mattress made of CPU fans. Curse his metal body.
R.I.P. sMURF, 1984-2006
by plankton_king March 22, 2003
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Secret Military Underground Rightwing Force
Watch what you say the S.M.U.R.F.'s might have this place bugged.
by Rev. C. Frank Lee September 10, 2005
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used in place of the work fuck
smurf you, you smurfing freak
by DI February 23, 2004
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refers to the height of Keith Bonano..a 4 foot 7 midget.

man, that smurf got blue all oover him
by keith January 23, 2003
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when a man gets his penis out a whacks a woman around the face also known as "turkish hammer"
"yep i smurfed that whore and then she sucked my cock"
by Dick-slap-dave April 29, 2008
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a slang term used in miami florida that can mean anything often used as a noun originally derived from a cartoon with weird blue men,the word was made by three friends now known as the foundation
Joe:''Dude i smurfed smurfette all over her smurfing face smurf''!
Phil:''No Smurfin way''!
by The Smurf King August 27, 2008
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