smuck

It is a Hebrew Word for the Foreskin that gets chopped off at birth. So when a person that is educated or a Jew calls you a Smuck. He or She is calling you a useless piece of dick.

I.E. a Smuck would go see the 2008 movie "never back down" or do things in attempt to appear "bigger" or manly. But factually a Smuck is weak and lame poser. Not so different from a Bro or a Gangster/Wangster.

by F'ing Rainwater March 21, 2008

smuck

A word used in place of 'fuck' by Scott Landon in Lisey's Story, a novel by Stephen King.

"Ninety-eight percent of what goes on in people's heads is non e of their smucking business." -Lisey's Story, pg 318.

by Laisa September 1, 2007

smuck

The act of smoking a blunt while having sex. The girl on top is the ideal position due to the fact that it is nearly impossible to do it any other way.

My girlfriend burnt me on the face while we were smucking.

by AFUK123 December 19, 2011

smuck

(adjective) Unbalanced or unfair, especially in playground sports. If one team clearly has the better players, the teams would be considered smuck.

"No way, guys. These are smuck teams. Let's pick again."

by Chester Copperpot April 13, 2005

smuck

How smurfs have sex or procreate.

"Boy, that Smurfette is worth a smuck, eh?

by tradesman April 3, 2003

smuck

A loud popping sound made by pressing the lips together, creating suction, then separating the lips.

Quit smucking, that's annoying.

by smuck April 29, 2005

smuck

Smuck is slang for a tool used in the trade show industry. It is a wingnut driver. Usually handmade by the owner and looks like a dowel the same size as a clothes rod in a closet with a slot and hole in the middle. Also widely used as a driver for hurricane nuts when fastening shutters. There are a couple of companies making a variety of these. Sometimes spelled as schmuck. The best ones are 7/16" nut drivers with a slot cut in it.

Hey bud, give me the smuck.

by fsurfer January 2, 2019