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Un cuvant folosit foarte des in Romania ce are sens a "fire" "cool"
Mama frate cati bani ai facut esti smecher rau.
Smecher by Nekromantu June 26, 2020

Smucker Fucker

A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.

OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!

Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???

Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
Smucker Fucker by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011

Smuckernut Crunch 

A deadly triple threat of peanut butter and jelly on a crunchy granola bar. More specifically, skippy, smucker's, and nature valley.
A: dude, are you in the mood for a smuckernut crunch ?
B: hell yea mann. so clutch.
1. Another word for smashed or mushed, made by a drunk girl on new years eve.
2. Drunk
1. One time i saw a smuched cat
2. I was so smuched after all of flip cup I played.
Smuched by im aWESome. April 12, 2010
Tyler, the Creator’s most fire rap song. Tyler is a highly popular song writer and this is one of the best beats he’s made.
“Smuckers and you know it.... Money money money money money at the motive, what yo name again nobody knows it.”
Smuckers by Patytu October 21, 2019

You ain't Smuckers

Used to imply in a satirical manner that someone is "Jelly" (jealous).

It is often used in question form, see example.
Guy 1: Dude, your girlfriend looks like crap today.
Guy 2: Breh, you ain't Smuckers. So why are you so jelly?
Guy 1: No for real she does.
Guy 2: AIN'T even Smuckers.
You ain't Smuckers by Brausten November 1, 2012