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smartistic 

The enviable ability of being both smart & artistic.

Possessed by those who can create beautiful & meaningful, intelligent art & those who can speak/act intelligently in a beautiful way.
"The person who wrote that awesome book must be really smartistic. Man, what a hero!"
smartistic by Avalokitesvara May 31, 2014

scrotastic 

Something is ball tinglingly good
My! You are looking simply scrotastic tonight,my dear

scrotastic 

A word discribing how much something is like a scrotum. To be scrotastic is to be like a scrotum.
"That was scrotastic!"
scrotastic by fwagart May 17, 2007

Smartasstic 

A a form of sarcasam particularly laced with a smartass attitude.
I was a little too smartasstic at work today.
Smartasstic by Mandyleh September 8, 2005

Scrotasticity 

Adj. describes the physical properties and characteristics of an object whose size, shape, general form, texture, pliability and prolongation resembles that of the human scrotum.
1. "My word, that hacky-sack sure has a lot of scrotasticity."


2. Socks.


3. "Gosh, my balls appear to be losing their scrotasticity!"
Scrotasticity by Adzza and Ruckus December 26, 2008

Smirnastics 

A drinking game that involves Smirnoff and gymnastics. Each participant has to make up their best gymastics routine to perform for the rest of the group. There is a panel of at least three judges who rates the gymnasts on creativity, flexibility, and enthusiasm. Whatever a participant's score is (on a scale of 1-10), they must take that many swigs.
"Hey, do you want to help me develop my Smirnastics routine tonight?"

"Hey! You stuck your Smirnastics routine really well! Congrats! Now take 10 swigs!"
Smirnastics by btothe2 April 6, 2009