cock smorgishboard 

Every gay mans dream, a large amount of naked men standing in a line waiting to give and or be pleasherd. very very scary.

Doug got very happy when he saw his friends had set up a cock smorgishboard for his 45th birthday

cock smorgishboard by Redapril1 March 26, 2008

Testosterone Smorgishboard 

When the number of men is excessively higher than the number of women. Term used in disqust that there aren't more women around. Similar to a sausagefest.

At a party, a man walks in only to see ten guys there so far...

"What kinda party is this? We've got a testosterone smorgishboard going on in here.

Testosterone Smorgishboard by Kberrbaby July 17, 2009

smorgashbord 

A collection of women, arrayed as a buffet meal

Wow. This club is filled with hot chicks. It's a total smorgashbord.

smorgashbord by Flakey July 26, 2007

pussy smorgisbord 

being so overwhelmed with pussy it is like a buffet or a smorgisbord of pussy
when there is a wide selection of pussy that you can dip into without commitment coming in all different flavors textures colour and smells

dis party was a pussy smorgisbord with all them clams up in that piece

pussy smorgisbord by Big Ball Swellington August 15, 2006

san antonio smorgasboard 

A sexual act when someone shits on your chest, then pisses on it, and then finishes by busting a nut on it. Similar to the Cleveland steamer, but much messier

Jessica thought Ralph was going to deliver a clevland steamer, but to her surprise it was a San antonio smorgasboard

san antonio smorgasboard by Perve and swerve January 7, 2018

smorgasboard 

When a place serves a wide array of different foods

There was a smorgasboard at school today.

smorgasboard by Scarf ace December 13, 2015

Negro smorgasboard 

Another term coined by Mavis Leonard used to refer to the cannibalistic act of devouring an African-American. Her nephew was devoured in a similar manner and she compares this to the Catholic practice of "mackin on Jesus".

Mavis Leonard: Them Catholics wanna mack on my boy. Like some kinda negro smorgasboard they got goin on...

Negro smorgasboard by Steagles June 11, 2006