.....this is when you know that someone pulled a fast one and went under the radar to deflect attention as they know they violated at least one law. Hard to prove wrong doing but you know they did something wrong.Hinky meter time.
The politician pulled a smoothie when he said he just so happened to be going to the mens washroom to wash his hands.
by MsDeeVeeAns March 18, 2008
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Getting some major head, by some chich with no teeth.
Yah, I told that dick pig to spit out her dentures and give me a smoothie. your grandma's a TOTAL whore
by Jpac August 9, 2003
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I want a smoothie. May i have a smoothie. You're a smoothie(Queen/King)
by Shady Milkman December 9, 2003
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when a guy and another guy have butt times and one guy releases into the other dude's booty and then to save the turtles, sticks a metal straw up the other bro's anal cavity and slurps up the juices and wishes him a good night.
"hey broski you wanna smoothie?"
"uh sure?"
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A smoothie is a penis. Sometimes it protrudes through the pants and plays quite the eye candy, to say the least. It can be obvious, or sometimes an inconspicuous "smoothie". It's a codeword and no one will know what you're talking about :P. It's a rather nice word, which can correlate to a slurping sound one could make. Like drinking a smoothie through a straw. I don't know how my friend and I invented this word, but we use it, A LOT.
Dude, look at the smoothie he's got!


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a man who, when wearing tight clothes, has no noticeable bulge in the front of his pants
In the 60's TV series BATMAN, Robin (played by Burt Ward) was a smoothie.
by kavorka March 17, 2005
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A casual dresser,someone who wears casual clothes.Was in use more in the 70s 80s.
They drove ford cortinas or capris,and lived a straight life.
Look at that tosser kevin,he's such a smoothie.
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