The Smithester 

The gentlemanly act of holding a ladies hair back whilst she cries and vomits uncontrolably into the toilet, whilst at the same time you wank in her face and leave a heaving spunk mess on her chin!

Aw dude. Kerry came back to mine after the pub last night and threw up all over my carpet. Like every man knows thats the calling card for The Smithester, So I dragged her to the toilet and did my worst. She loved it!

The Smithester by Jobby Muscle December 12, 2010

smoothshark 

verb.

The act of deliberately frustrating and subtly mocking an arrogant person who is obsessed with seeming intelligent, by repeatedly and unwaveringly defending an absurd position, despite the oblivious target's increasingly desperate attempts to prove you wrong and show themselves as "smart".

Named for the infamous "sharks are smooth" twitter/tumblr argument.

The principle and the process of smoothsharking was perhaps first described by raptorific on tumblr, although the name was coined by others.

That pompous smart alec doesn't realized he's being smoothsharked.

smoothshark by A_Really_Big_Cat September 13, 2020

Smoothed-em 

An expression used when defying how you took control of a situation.

After the fight was over at the party I was at,I decided to grab the microphone & "Smoothed-em" over with my hip-hop freestyle.

Smoothed-em by Day2Day1nSociety January 6, 2011

smoothment 

As anyone can guess, this is basically a hyphenated word for "Smooth Movement"

My game has smoothment now!

smoothment by Michael McGeagh August 14, 2006

Dog Smoother 

One who's sole focus is to seek out and comfort, console and or befriend a Baby Mama with the single purpose of getting an easy lay.

The helpful dog smoother carried the baby mama's heavy diaper bags to her car.

Dog Smoother by Dog Smoother April 24, 2009

rub smoothies 

A reference to "rubbing fuzzies". Given the recent trend for shaving hair EVERYWHERE, the parts rubbed are no longer fuzzy, they are smoothie.

Marie and I just had brazilian bikini waxes. I'm so excited to rub smoothies.

rub smoothies by 50 cal August 20, 2009

Smoothe Rodriguez 

The act of pushing or rubbing your penis against someones ass while walking or standing in tight spaces.

When he followed through the turnstile he gave her a Smoothe Rodriguez.

Smoothe Rodriguez by Pissrod January 30, 2010