3 definitions by KTD 4L

(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck off. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.
1.) Wow, Kait said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!

2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
by KTD 4L July 24, 2006
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(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck you. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.
1.) Wow, Kait said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!

2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
by KTD 4L July 23, 2006
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(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck you. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.
1.) Wow, Kait Frankewich said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!

2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
by KTD 4L July 23, 2006
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