The act of parting your ass cheeks and pressing your ass against a glass shower door/window/etc. exposing the chocolate starfish and farting causing a steamy residue on the glass itself, thereby making the chocolate starfish to look as if it were smoking.
I pressed my ass against the shower door the other day and farted, my wife exclaimed that it looked like asmoking starfish
by urbanlegend1973 June 29, 2010