a lanky absolute fuck-up. a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter is someone who is tall but skinny and fucks up all the time.
"oh my god, josh is such a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter."

"haha i know right, he is so goofy."
by Randers bobanders June 8, 2018
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The act of a man smoking and holding the smoke in then performing oral sex on another man and blowing the smoke out his nose during the act.
Todd took a massive hit from a bong and then gave mike and corey a flaming smokestack.
by The Wonder Twins & Dick October 27, 2011
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