A complete idiot who thinks poisoning themself is cool.
Cigarettes contain rat poison and carbon monoxide. CO is used for suicide it stops your red blood cells from working so you die from lack of oxygen!

Smokers shouldn't get free hospital treatment! It should go to people who didn't harm themselves!

(why was this not published before? I'm an editor too and the guides say publish opinions.)
by Goldfish United! March 02, 2009
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A synonym for idiot, they deserve to die.
Smokers are morons as are stoners.
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noun. A phrase used to describe a person who would give a fellatio to another man
by Stevey Dent December 08, 2002
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Someone who smoke's alot of weed and does it succesfully.
Must be able to pull fat bong's.
"Man, that dude is a sick smoker."
by Diego July 18, 2003
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He's a real smoker....as in cock smoker.....
by Frankie Capone March 21, 2006
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The name given to a person who you believe is a professional cock smoker and should be as such addressed as smoker as a mark of respect.
Hey Smoker, yeah you! Get me another bourban and coke
That guy is such a smoker
Piss off ya smoker!
by BOD August 27, 2003
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When you get head from a really skanky looking chick
Denny Nagle of the Colorado Rockies paid 20 bucks for a smoker from some skank. According to sources from ESPN, he should have gotten 19.50 back in change.
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