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smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble 

a phrase that refers to smoking "dope" or weed, then eating some soap (I think just the normal kind of bath soap, but I'm not sure), and then some how getting back to your house in some kind of bubble thing.

some weird hippy guy told it to me on the street. just in case you were wondering.
guy walking down the street.

stoned hippy pops out of some ally.

guy says "holly molly! you the scared the crap out of me!"

hippy says "when I was your age some person told me some words to live by! hic!"

guy says "I'm not sure I want to know what they are."

hippy says "he said. hic! he told me. hic! ahem! he told me smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble! ha ha haa ha!"

guy says "what the hell are you talking about!"

hippy guy runs back deep into the darkness of the ally.

true story
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Dope Smokes 

The best international head shop around. Save money on pipes / bong so you have more money for herb. Shop your bong at dopesmokes.net
Yo those are some dope smokes bro.. Whered you get it?
Dope Smokes by tweettweet14 February 25, 2019

Dope Smokes 

The name of the Hottest head shop and smoke shop.
Yo where did you get the bomb ass bong?
Dope Smokes my man..
Dope Smokes by Canna Queen January 18, 2019

Dope Smokes 

The name of the hottest place to get bongs, grinders, everything 420. Get your smokes on at dopesmokes. The Most Trust Head Shop and Smoke Shop around.
yo where did you get that dope bong?
Dope smokes my man, they have the dopest of smokes...
Dope Smokes by Canna Queen January 18, 2019

Dope Smoker 

Way of adressing an individual who's constant ignorant attitude or idiotic actions make them appear as if they are hammered 24/7.
Bob: Dude, I ate the dry ice in science class and fog came out my nose!
Steve: It's gonna be coming out you're ass in a few hours ya friggin' dope smoker!
Dope Smoker by Reils August 18, 2006

dopest dope ive ever smoked 

best weed ever
commonly used towards pineapple express
bro
this shit is the dopest dope ive ever smoked

a smokey-dopey 

a term used to describe a person who smokes way too much pot.
1.Man that's his 18 joint in two days! He's such a fucking smokey-dopey.

2. Kid 1: yo how much you want
Kid 2: give me a 20
Kid 1: dude you've been buying a lot lately people are soon gonna be calling you a smokey-dopey.
a smokey-dopey by AJ. S November 5, 2008