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suckability 

the quality or trait of suckiness, or just being sucky or the state of sucking
1. Ever since the Spice Girls hit it big, "teen pop" has ruled the airwaves and pop music has been awesome in its flat-out suckability.

2. TV today has a high degree of suckability.

stokability 

The measurement of your level of being stoked.
"Right before I hit that Phresh Fresh Pow Line my stokability was at a 10"
"Planning for my trip to the mountain my stokability was maxed!"
stokability by Powslayer February 24, 2018

Shockability 

Andy pulling birds has shockability
Shockability by TRFCooper September 30, 2021

snakability 

one capable of being a low down skunk. can apply to someone that operates continuously as a shithead or to those that manipulate a situation for their own gain.
"Can you believe that bastard, he stole $20 off my counter?" "
Yeah brother, that dick lick has snakability."
snakability by Russ Winther January 8, 2006

suckability 

The quality by which a penis is described in terms of how prime it is for being given a blowjob, or to be sucked at all. (factors include: length, width, etc.) *can be described in quantitative or qualitative terms*
Franklin: Thomas, how was your date with Megan last night?
Thomas: It went wonderfully, she sucked my dick.
Franklin: I'm not surprised, your dick's suckability is OVER NINE-THOUSANDDDDD!!1
suckability by Sandra Lewis April 7, 2010

stonability 

the ability to do things you wouldn't normally do while being stoned.
after i accidentally burnt some of my hair, i decided to give myself a hair cut while i was high.. i had some crazy stonability!
stonability by rheggae January 20, 2011