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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen 

He was number one!
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen was clearly number one. It says so on his hat.
being the shit or being amazing at everything. smittys are the bomb. yeehaw. smittys are yumilicious
p1-oh my gosh! are you a smitty?
p2-you know it baby👽😎
smitty by smittysister101 May 20, 2019

smitty_0311 

a guy who is always in vc at 1 AM and does not ever sleep, and will ignore you if you aint a girl
Micheal: Yo james, don't be a smitty_0311, your life will not be good

James: Alright thanks homie
smitty_0311 by NikeBoi June 12, 2023

Dr. Smitty Jones

The famous inventor of the most popular mime academy in the history of all schools. Also known as William Smith (Smitty)
Guy 1: Did you know that The Mime Academy of Smits was made by Dr. Smitty Jones!

Guy 2: Who doesn't!
Dr. Smitty Jones by Dr. W. Smith December 30, 2011

Litty Titty Joe Smitty 

A man with tits that every woman wishes she had. Envied by anyone with the XX chromosome pair. Even envied by some with the XY. Everyone wants the Joe Smitty titties.
"Litty Titty Joe Smitty is what I want inside of me."
"Dude, you see that girl? She almost has the titties of Joe Smitty."

Smitts Pong 

An alternative to beer pong; it includes 2 players, ping pong paddles, ping pong balls, lots of beer, and cigarettes (which do not have to be smoked). Each player puts a can of beer on their side, at the same spot respective to each player. Cigarettes are stuck upright in the opening of the cap. The players volley until you strike the can, in which the other player has to take a gulp of beer; if the cigarette is knocked over, the player has to drink the rest of the beer. Play until content with drunkenness. 'Smitts" comes from the combination of the two original players last names who invented it.
Hey man, want to play some Smitts Pong with me? its the new shit screw beer pong.
Smitts Pong by Spying_Fuzzball November 27, 2011