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smissing 

the act of smiling while kissing your significant other
Last night my boyfriend and I were caught smissing by his parents.
smissing by Sassafras3 October 5, 2011
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Smissing 

A Kiss that happens while the two people involved are smiling (Dan & Sophie)
I want to Smiss Your Mila Kunis looking face

Smissing
Smissing by Sophial September 29, 2012
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Shissing 

When you have such bad diarrhea that it feels like your pissing out of your asshole; shitting piss.
Ugh, I was shissing yesterday because of the flu
Shissing by LeatherHunterman February 6, 2019

snissing 

Common in pregnant women, it's when you sneeze and piss at the same time.
I need to get used to snissing, now that I am 6 months pregnant.
snissing by tahoegrasshopper January 28, 2015
(Verb) Combination of sperm and pissing. When you are busting a crazy nut and the sperm escapes your penis as fast as piss during urination.
"Dude! WTF! Your cummin like a hose"- Bitch
"Shit.. sorry man im spissing..."- ME

P-Swissing 

The act of taking your time for no apparent reason and not noticing it untill your buddies start bitching at you.

Commonly seen by Patrick Switzer, reknowned downhill skateboarder.
Man, Jerry's late again, he must be P-Swissing.
P-Swissing by Pelican501 March 9, 2012

shissing 

To have a case of extreme diarrhea where the fecal matter is completely liquid. Like pissing out of your ass.
Dude don't eat that week old Taco Bell in the fridge or you'll be shissing for days.
shissing by Marzmellow March 21, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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