smirr 

A word in Scots meaning a mist-like precipitation. It is deceptive in that it is such a soft rain, but it coats very evenly and very quickly leaves one drenched.

There's been smirr all day; I was out for just a few and I'm drenched to the bone.

smirr by Adam Smith III May 4, 2007

Smire 

To eat something. Preferably an edible element, such as food, or more precisely, a piece of chicken.

I smired that chicken so hard.

Smire by PeteZahHutt February 3, 2013

coprophagous smirk 

This is a nonsubtle smile that indicates the maker has a joyous secrt: a shit-eating grin

Jack finally got laid and went around all of the next day with a coprophagous smirk on his face.

coprophagous smirk by eViL pOp TaRt July 30, 2011

wet smirch 

A wet smirch is when someone is put in a world of pain. No one ever wants to be in wet smirch.

Donald trump put Hilary Clinton into wet smirch. 9/10 people have experienced wet smirch.

wet smirch by max rodgers January 24, 2017

smirkoo

When the mungoo chungoos the tanadagoo and then he triple quadsects the The referendom bisects the interlude of the trisector which in turns gives an output quadrilateral trisecting the already trisected bisector and the root of the exponent trisects and is mirrored and transversed across the coordingate plain in turn making the Mara Ganera Sauce.

That dude is like a smirkoo

smirkoo by This and a that February 20, 2021

sirreverence 

17th century word exclaimed when finding a turd or emptied chamberpot in the public streets.
To take a shit.

"...sirreverencing in a paper and running to the window with it."-- Richard Head (Dick Head)"the English Rogue"

sirreverence by Coz August 22, 2003

Meth Smirk 

One of the tell-tale signs of a chronic user of methamphetamine (aka glass, crystal, meth, ice) is the meth smirk. Muscle rigidity sets in on the muscles of the mouth and the user will sound like they have some kind of speech impediment, as if they are unable to fully close their mouth while talking, and look like a smirk is frozen to their face. Described as sounding twacked out.

A: "Wow, Bam Margera's really got a solid meth smirk goin' on in this episode. He can barely talk!"

B: "Yeah, he's fuckin' twacked out."

Meth Smirk by Tommy TapeShoe October 28, 2010