sminge

Any sticky, oily or messy substance.

"Don't touch that, it's covered in sminge"

by John Swain January 5, 2006

Sminge

A particularly odorous minge or smelly minge

God that birds got a right sminge on her

by atomheartpd October 3, 2011

Sminge

The act of smiling and cringing at the same time

Person 1: *tells bad joke*
Person 2: *sminges* *awkward forced laugh* good one

by FuckTheWorld April 20, 2015

sming ding

A word for something you can't think of.

I hit her with a Sming Ding.
I couldnt find my Sming Ding.

by Spiroscheese January 18, 2017

sminge

the area between your genitals and your thighs, notably where your balls gets stuck in sticky weather

Damn boss, my balls are stuck in my sminge again

You can touch my inner thigh, but don't go up into my sminge

by DJ lil shit August 27, 2025

Sminge

A sweaty minge.

Mother: It's awfully hot today Daughter.
Daughter: I agree Mother, I've got a right old sminge.

by D1rtba6 September 3, 2017

Sming

Smart King

"bro i got a 7 on the glopo paper"
"sming"

by azn_ May 12, 2025