smilefucker 

A person who wields their potent hostility through their forced, gigantic, toothy and maniacal smile.

I used to go out with that smilefucker and he seriously never turns that shit off.

smilefucker by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

Smilefuck 

You've been smilefucked when somebody smiles and agrees to do something for/with you, when they have no intention whatsoever of actually following through with said commitment.

This jackoff rep from <insert carrier here> keeps calling me asking for quotes - I usually tell him every couple weeks that he'll be getting some opportunities in the coming weeks - no shot! Classic smilefuck.

Smilefuck by mckenney25 May 14, 2013

milestuck 

one who eats orange juice, and milks chickens. this is a man who sneaks on busses inorder to have a crafty playdate and is charged two-hundie to go too a party

glordis: yo can i go to yo house

tuck: furchs no u a milestuck

milestuck by furchs June 8, 2009

smilefucking 

The art of someone telling you what you want to hear, but unlikely that it will be taken seriously or actually happen.

He seemed very open to the customer request. Or he was just smilefucking us.

smilefucking by Karl Jarrells February 16, 2021

smileyfuck 

Typing with smiley faces, with implied connotation of fucking.

"Bob, stop smileyfucking all over the newsfeed"

smileyfuck by emperor123456789 October 9, 2011