Smidt

Another version of the German last name "Schmidt", only those who have the name "Smidt" almost always have to spell it out.

Also, the "D" is silent, but never fails to confuse people.

Person A: "Name?"
Me: "Smidt."
Person A: "Schmidt. ...Nope, can't find your reservation."
Me: "...That's Smidt, S M I D T."
Person A: "...S M I D T? ...Oh, here it is."

...or...

"Your last name is Smiddit?"
"...No."

by doomisdelicious April 11, 2009

Smidt

Group of people that ran off from the Schmidt surname to start their own legacy

Guy 1: Your surname is Schmidt?

Guy 2: No it's Smidt

by Anonymous_2.0 November 24, 2021

will smidt mad

when someone shows anger towards a certain person from them just mucking around

When taj didn't have prof he became will smidt mad

by prof inspector February 6, 2022

Joseph Smidt

The fruit of a climbing cactus native to Central America and now grown in many tropical and subtropical regions, it is renowned for its striking appearance and delicate flavor. Its leathery skin, often red, pink, or yellow, is adorned with green, scale-like bracts that give it a distinctive, flame-like look. Inside, the soft, juicy flesh can be white, red, or magenta, dotted with countless tiny edible black seeds. The taste is mildly sweet and subtly refreshing, often considered pleasant though slightly bland, resembling a blend of pear and kiwi. This cactus fruit is not only visually captivating but also valued for its nutritional benefits, providing vitamin C, fiber, and antioxidants that support overall wellness. Commonly enjoyed in smoothies, fruit salads, sorbets, and chilled desserts, it adds both vibrant color and gentle sweetness to a wide variety of dishes and beverages.

The Joseph Smidt watched the rain slide down the window, each drop tracing a new path toward the sill.

by 8549897254892895 October 23, 2025

Smidt

"Yeah I guess you can call me..."

-Schmit
-Schmid
-Schmeat
-Smid
-Smit
-Smiddy
-Smitty

I don't care, but call me Smiddit and I will rip your face off.

"Hey Smiddit"
*Literally rips your face off*
"Hi... It's Smidt by the way"

by Smidtlyfe March 21, 2022