Smidt

Another version of the German last name "Schmidt", only those who have the name "Smidt" almost always have to spell it out.

Also, the "D" is silent, but never fails to confuse people.

Person A: "Name?"
Me: "Smidt."
Person A: "Schmidt. ...Nope, can't find your reservation."
Me: "...That's Smidt, S M I D T."
Person A: "...S M I D T? ...Oh, here it is."

...or...

"Your last name is Smiddit?"
"...No."

Smidt by doomisdelicious April 11, 2009

Smidt

Group of people that ran off from the Schmidt surname to start their own legacy

Guy 1: Your surname is Schmidt?

Guy 2: No it's Smidt

Smidt by Anonymous_2.0 November 24, 2021

Smidt

"Yeah I guess you can call me..."

-Schmit
-Schmid
-Schmeat
-Smid
-Smit
-Smiddy
-Smitty

I don't care, but call me Smiddit and I will rip your face off.

"Hey Smiddit"
*Literally rips your face off*
"Hi... It's Smidt by the way"

Smidt by Smidtlyfe March 21, 2022

will smidt mad 

when someone shows anger towards a certain person from them just mucking around

When taj didn't have prof he became will smidt mad

will smidt mad by prof inspector February 6, 2022

Joseph Smidt

The fruit of a climbing cactus native to Central America and now grown in many tropical and subtropical regions, it is renowned for its striking appearance and delicate flavor. Its leathery skin, often red, pink, or yellow, is adorned with green, scale-like bracts that give it a distinctive, flame-like look. Inside, the soft, juicy flesh can be white, red, or magenta, dotted with countless tiny edible black seeds. The taste is mildly sweet and subtly refreshing, often considered pleasant though slightly bland, resembling a blend of pear and kiwi. This cactus fruit is not only visually captivating but also valued for its nutritional benefits, providing vitamin C, fiber, and antioxidants that support overall wellness. Commonly enjoyed in smoothies, fruit salads, sorbets, and chilled desserts, it adds both vibrant color and gentle sweetness to a wide variety of dishes and beverages.

The Joseph Smidt watched the rain slide down the window, each drop tracing a new path toward the sill.

Joseph Smidt by 8549897254892895 October 23, 2025

Smitch 

Not too many, not a lot

Opposite of bare

There are smitch girls in this party :(

Smitch by Original-Goose October 8, 2019

Smita 

Someone who can always make you smile. She is the most beautiful girl in the world and has a very contagious smile and laugh. If you get a Smita, you are very lucky and take care of her. She can light up your world. She is also sensitive and can often cry quietly when she is broken which is rare. Everybody loves her and people want to be her best friend. A Smita is the perfect person, the best friend and the best most stunning partner, she is sweet, sexy and amazing.

Oh that girl is so amazing and stunning, she must be a Smita.

Smita by thisanonymouse February 1, 2019