A sneaky short guy that keeps his height a secret until it is ultimately revealed upon an in-person encounter
G: hey sis, how did it go with that hot dude you met up with from Tinder?
J: Total bust...he was a Smidge and had to awkwardly direct the convo downward and see him gawk at my boobs all night. My neck hurts now .
J: Total bust...he was a Smidge and had to awkwardly direct the convo downward and see him gawk at my boobs all night. My neck hurts now .
by Great Clementini August 31, 2015
by pittpanthersfan October 16, 2010
The name given to someone who is weirdly short (small and midget). Have the tendency to be absolutely stunning and the best friend you would ever have. People like this are will be with you till the very end and always know what so say. Just a really good friend.
Person 1: You seen that Laura Cowen?
Person 2: Who? Smidge? God she is fine!
Person 1: And a really nice person.
Person 2: Who? Smidge? God she is fine!
Person 1: And a really nice person.
by 1783640973646 May 15, 2011
a grouping of midgets (more than two in one physical/geographical place). An alternative to (a ponder of midgets).
by azalea February 23, 2005
a tiny drop of water that falls on your glasses/ sunglasses,and its really annoying cuz it gets in the way of your vision.
by tortillas January 9, 2008
(verb) To take a rip on one’s juul in such an intense manner that the Nicotine rushes through the blood into the testicles, thus creating a tingling sensation.
by brichardson96 July 14, 2018
a phrase describing the smallest amount of health one can have left in a typical video game health bar without being "dead". typically relevent in fighting games, such as street fighter or tekken
comes from the longer: "classic smidge of red health". this term originated from the popular mid 90s RTS command and conquer, where it was common to have a vehicle or infanty unit with only one pixel width of health left, essentially rendering it useless.
can be used as adjective or noun
comes from the longer: "classic smidge of red health". this term originated from the popular mid 90s RTS command and conquer, where it was common to have a vehicle or infanty unit with only one pixel width of health left, essentially rendering it useless.
can be used as adjective or noun
gamer1: "dood i can't believe you beat me that round.. i had you down the the classic smidge"
gamer2: "yea, comeback of the century"
nerd1: "i had 3 minigunners with just a classic smidge of health left, so i used them as air strike fodder."
nerd2: "werd"
gamer2: "yea, comeback of the century"
nerd1: "i had 3 minigunners with just a classic smidge of health left, so i used them as air strike fodder."
nerd2: "werd"
by threadoflength February 15, 2009