smgdmfh

Babe, we still gettin freaky tonight, right?
no, my bestfriend's cat just died
so?
SO, I have to be sad for her and I can't do that while having sex with you. Geez, you're such a pig! Go sleep on the couch!
smgdmfh!

smgdmfh by Gynerbajinables January 2, 2011

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SMGDMFBAH

shake my God damn motherfucking bitch ass head

Croatia: we lost the world cup finals

Croatian Citizens: SMGDMFBAH

SMGDMFBAH by Jasian1028 September 9, 2019

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smgdfh

shakin my god damn fuckin head

boy: lets go to a tele tonight

girl: i cant

boy: why not
girl: my mom got hungover again so i have to take care of her
boy: smgdfh

smgdfh by tyna2013 January 1, 2011

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smgdmfdh

Shakin my goddamn motherfuckin dickhead (Expression of disbelief or disappointment)

Will: Wanna hit the town later?
Matt: Sure although I’m a little under the weather so no snogging
Will: SMGDMFDH

smgdmfdh by the_bootist February 13, 2025

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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