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Smarshed 

The act of being hammered, or excessively drunk. Simply smashed with a southern/West Winfield, NY twang to it.
"I'm sooooo0o0o smarsheddd I drank soooo much!!"
Smarshed by Carooollll September 16, 2012
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sqershed 

To have one's carbonated drink explode all over them upon opening.
Moron 1)"Oh my GOD, SODA EXPLOSION"
Moron 2)"Ha, sqershed!"
sqershed by Aora September 3, 2005
When you're so high from tree+dabs you think of another word for being extremely high. Replacing zooted/stoned/retarded etc. The term was originally coined by Action Bronson on Viceland's "Travelling the Stars with Action Bronson, Ancient Aliens 420 Special"
"Holy fuckwatts I'm fucking smeshed after that last dab man, this live resin is insane"
smeshed by smeshed up May 21, 2016

smarshed 

damn those sammiches be lookin smarshed
smarshed by ~molars~ June 11, 2022

smarshed 

when you are having sex and you shit into someones asshole
me and my girlfriend had sex last night and i smarshed into her asshole
smarshed by pickle munch420 May 22, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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