The act of losing one's cookies, either to theft or an unfortunate accident.
"Oh, fudge, that crazed young woman just pounced on me from nowhere, and before I knew it, she had decookied me! D:!"
The act of squishing someone with a harpsichord.
Person) "What kind of lame word is harpsisquish anyway?"
Harpsichord) I KEEEEL YOUUU
Person) OH MY GO-*harpsisquished*
An occurrence during the process of opening a fridge or similar container and having all the food fall on top of you.
"OH MY GOD, FOODALANCHHHHEEE~" *squished*
To have one's carbonated drink explode all over them upon opening.
Moron 1)"Oh my GOD, SODA EXPLOSION"
Moron 2)"Ha, sqershed!"