A smearacle is something that seems to be or is turning out as a miracle, but suddenly goes even worse then before and becomes a smearacle, and smears away all hope. The derivation is miracle, and smear, because it is a miracle smeared away. It may be the worst occurrence in one's life.
Examples of smearacles:
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Wow, did you see the absolute smearacle with Joe! He was getting beaten up, but the guy who was beating him up got struck by lightning. But then the bully fell on him and electrocuted both. What a smearacle!
Joe: Well he was in Africa, and an elephant picked him up with it's trunk and saved him from a pack of lions below! But sadly the elephants trunk crushed Bob.
Normally a verb, possibly a sound.
A flexible word invented by Fid Copya which can have any number of meanings. Usually of a romantic or possibly sexual nature, smerble (or smerbling) can also have onomatopoeic meanings.
Once her and I got comfy on the couch, we then proceeded to smerble for an hour, until her parents returned.
adjective; Describes the coolest thing ever. Similar words would include but are not limited to: amazing, radical, totally tubular, and of course righteous.