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Smashing Smellies 

a variation of the idiom "bumping uglies"
" Dude, Tom and Sue were smashing smellies all night long"

"I hadn't showered in three days man, she still came over......and ya, we still smashed smellies."

"I sure would like to smash her smelly"

jack smellingston 

one of the many names Roman (creativity) from Thomas Sanders' "Sanders Sides" gave Virgil (anxiety)
look up the word "JOKE" Jack Smellingston

ploppin' smellies

pooping, taking a number two
Where's Eric?
He's in the restroom ploppin' smellies.

silliness 

silliness is like saying you like or love how silly someone is but putting it into a sentence you’d use silliness.
“ your silliness is my favorite thing about you “
silliness by Nati Potati January 6, 2019

smelliese 

smelliese:noun; a male of substandard intelligence that often masturbates oneself under the table during social gatherings and generally produces a rather distinct and officious odor harkening to tht of skunk or a dirty(infected) murmur; a word for something more sickening and vile than a justeen
"why is that dude jerkin it under the lunch table?"

"thats disgusting what a smelliese"
smelliese by big justeen November 17, 2011

Smelless 

Something that has no scent. Just as something that has no color is colorless
The world's next richest man is the one who will invent smelless weed.

Johnny: Dude, take a whiff of this aged cheddar!
Rocket: Seems pretty smelless to me...
Smelless by DeOdorAnt June 1, 2011