smell theory

a theory that says that men subconsciously know when women are sexually active because of pheromones.

but there was still the ''smell theory''. That's what us girls put it down to, that must men subconsciously know when you are sexually active, because they just start to come out of the woodwork.

smell theory by anchy_nicka January 11, 2008

small bowl theory 

The theory that packing numerous small bowls of marijuana provides the best economic high. The theory connotes that larger bowls inevitably lead to waste due to diminishing marginal returns.

"Dude, only use a little. We practice small bowl theory here."

small bowl theory by ekap17 May 16, 2010

small dog theory 

Similiar to the Hoop Earring Theory. The size of the dog correlates the level of a woman's promiscuity. The smaller the breed, the higher level of promiscuity.

"Hey man, I met this girl at the dog park. She's got a chihuahua, and she seems into me."
"She is into everyone man, its the Small Dog theory."

small dog theory by PhinTheHumanZ February 3, 2018

Theory of Small and Everyday Coercions

A framework that analyzes the subtle, routine, and often invisible forms of coercion embedded in everyday interactions—not the dramatic violence of state terror, but the quiet pressures of social expectation, institutional demands, and interpersonal power. These small coercions include the expectation to smile, the pressure to agree in meetings, the forced performance of gratitude, the threat of social exclusion for nonconformity. The theory argues that these micro‑coercions constitute the fabric of social order, training individuals to comply long before any explicit threat appears. Recognizing them is the first step to resisting the normalization of control.

Example: “She realized her exhaustion came not from any single demand but from the theory of small and everyday coercions—the constant performance of enthusiasm, the suppressed disagreement, the smiling compliance that drained her identity.”

Theory of Small and Everyday Coercions by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 25, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008