erween.smeeth 

Biggest Erwin Simp I know. WOULD CREATE A UTOPIA OF ERWIN BABIES. Would fight a titan for you (is also an omega BUT WONT ADMIT)

Person 1: aw man I’d start a bar fight with Erwin just to feel his hands on me
Person 2: Dude your such a erween.smeeth kinnie

erween.smeeth by Erwinsleftnutsack June 15, 2021

seget 

Seget is when nobody can find you, I MEAN FUCKING NOBODY. If you can get ass you're seget, If you ball up you're seget, if you're a brother you're seget. Seget can mean many things BUT only a few people are REALLY SEGET.... WATCH OUT FOR FAKE SEGETS!!!

Owen is so seget

Look how seget Andrew looks

Colin is looking seget today

Dylan where the fuck are you seget?

seget by OwenBoomin August 15, 2016

smegster 

A celtic god

Oh smegster lay me

smegster by smegster November 8, 2003

smagettied 

To get hammered drunk, Plastered out of the ass, Retardedly retarded.

Brandon: Dude what you do last night?
Kevin: Went to the bar and got smagettied as fuck.

smagettied by Blaze B March 19, 2009

smegatron 

A word used to describe a large grumpy lazy twat. Does nothing but accumulate a thick layer of strong scented smeg.

OI Steve stop being a Smegatron a give us a hand.

smegatron by sm3gatr0n February 8, 2022

smegster 

A Celtic Demigod of flatulence and sarcastic verbal deprecation.
A Celtic Demigod of flatulence and sarcastic verbal deprecation.

Oh Smegster, please accept these offering of crusty dingle berries and freshly soaked toe nail clippings taken from the drunkin carnival freaks living under the bridge, and not direct your verbal venom onto out egg shell like heads!

smegster by smeg-stir November 7, 2003

speget 

The word used when meaning pasta

Somebody toucha my SPEGET!!!

speget by Wolfy_The_Pstcho May 5, 2018