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smeel mainly 

How you read the words "smell manly" when you're Rocky Balboa.
"In the mornin' I splash it on, an' it makes me smeel mainly."
smeel mainly by el poop July 11, 2017
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Smegaladon

An enormous amount of smegma so big that it takes the form of a Megaladon
Anyone got a rag? I think I got a damn Smegaladon down there.
Smegaladon by CodeNameBingo November 23, 2018

Smegladon 

An abnormally large uncircumcised penis, usually containing dick cheese.
That man Curtis has quite the smegladon.
Smegladon by Gman15561 March 27, 2019

Siegel stain 

Crusty residue left on fabrics and skin resulting from Male on Male group sex pornographic movie shoots.
I will never get the smell out of this couch from all those Siegel stains.
Siegel stain by wardo021 February 27, 2015

Jason Segel

Actor/Screenwriter, 29 years old.
Began career on the tv show "Freaks and Geeks" playing Nick. Currently stars in the NBC hit "How I met your Mother" as Marshall.
Featured in a handful of tv shows and movies such as "Knocked Up" but is best known for his leading role in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall". Segel also wrote the screenplay. He has said in interviews that he based his 10 years of hapless dating when writing FSM. You can catch his most recent film "I love you, Man" now. He is also writing Disney's the new Muppet movie. He likes to play with muppets. He also can play the piano and composed some of the soundtrack for Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Jason is an extremely talented dude. And while his career is on FIRE he comes across as humble, lovable and genuine in interviews. He is a present day "every man" . He claims to not be very successful when it comes to dating and has even used real life heart beaks in his work. He has a very large fan base of women who think he is dreamy.

He dated ER actress, Linda Cardellini from 2001-2006. He was seen several times with Drew Barrymore in 2008. And there was some speculation about Evan Rachel Wood when photos surfaced. He is currently "painfully single" (as of April 2009)

Jason was raised in the Pacific Palisades of CA. He has a older brother, Adam, who is 4 years older and a younger sister named Alison (Ali) who is 6 years his junior. His Father is a successful corporate attorney and his mother is a home maker.

Jason enjoys Muppet's, drinking, music, basketball, comedy and women
Jason Segel is today's version of Jimmy Stewart.
Jason Segel by millymoo303 April 8, 2009