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Smegaladon

A name for someone who has a mass build up of smegma.
Omg Heidi, stay away from Brad, he's a smegaladon.
Smegaladon by Meat Man 666 August 13, 2018

Smegaladon

Like a megaladon but covered in fish smegma
Person 1: Have you heard of a smegaladon?

Person 2: No what is it?

Person 1: Its like a megaladon but covered in smegma
Person 2: Oh Tasty eh
Smegaladon by AsthmaBoi February 27, 2019

Smegladon 

An abnormally large uncircumcised penis, usually containing dick cheese.
That man Curtis has quite the smegladon.
Smegladon by Gman15561 March 27, 2019
The stinkiest of all dinosaurs, having an over-sized smegma gland.
That smegmadon fossil stinks like shit!

Smegadon 

Smegadon is the build up of smegma on a mans penis in jurassic proportions.
Girl: Tonight is your luck night big boy.
Boy: (pulls down pants)
Girl: I no longer wish to give you a blow job as it seems you have a large Smegadon residing on the end of your penis.
Smegadon by crabstein December 17, 2008

Megaladonculus 

To have a big ass(own persons).
My ass is megaladonculus!
Megaladonculus by Deeznoots67 March 15, 2023