smegan

An unnatural, inorganic two-person group that acts as one. A smegan couple also spends an inordinate amount of time together. While not healthy for either component of the formerly two person group, Smegan means very well and is not toxic to surrounding members of the community.

Q: Who's all going to dinner?
A: Just Smegan and Alex.

by sghaterz September 12, 2011

smegan

An idiot, stupid person.

"Would someone tell this smegan to shut up"

by sparkneon October 6, 2005

smegan

A person whose dietary intake is limited to dick cheese or head cheese (smegma).

That chick over there is a smegan,You can tell by her breath.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

smegan

a smoking vegan

smegan smoking cigarette vegan

by Dean04000 July 7, 2016

Smegan

A vegan that eats meat feast pizza

Tomasz is such a filthy smegan scum bag think of those poor farmyard bois

by Smeganlord December 5, 2017

Smegan

A person who is vegan but is also a person who smokes.

Smegan: A name to call someone who is vegan and smokes also

by Ghost Nomad September 6, 2019

Smegan

When one decides to convert over to Veganism for healthy reasons but still decides to smoke darts anyways and denies it's unhealthy to all his mates

"Yo Ryan wanna get a steak'

"Sorry mate Im Vegan, but wanna go for a quick smoke before we leave"

"your a Smegan Ryan"

by FAZZZA September 6, 2019