smegamabyte 

A combination of the word Smegma and Megabyte - A smegamabyte. A word that can be used to describe an amount of data so gargantuan that even Google can't comprehend the amount. Or, so miniscule that it doesn't even register. Similar to the amount of brain cells in your cock.

I just uploaded this file and it's fucking huge.... like, 600 smegamabytes.

smegamabyte by El_Chorizo January 19, 2010

smegmabytes 

The perfect word has arisen from the depths of oblivion. This word will become legendary. This word is more brag-a-docious in it's connotation(maybe I'll coin that word next) than it is, negative. Should be a noun to be proud of!
Smegmabyte (N) {smeg-ma-byte} -The build-up of corrupted gunk on your computer files from watching a lot of porn.

***Excessive form:

Smegmagig ...amount of gigs needed to watch too much porn.

-or- for the feverish fist-banger:

Smegmaterabyte ...terabytes needed to live in porn world.

Geez, Josh, with all that porn you watch, how many smegmabytes does your computer have?

- or-

Damn, Drew, with all that fist pumping, how many smegmagigs can your computer handle? I wish my computer was as badass as yours

-or-

Wow, Jake, judging by all those tissues on your floor I'm guessing you have the latest software to clean up all those smegmaterabytes? You rock!!

smegmabytes by Chetkush January 17, 2017

Smegmabite 

Smegmabite is 1 Gb of exotic videos of people by the female kind putting a certain human organ in thus mouth, the person then proceeds to aggressively guzzle the white substance that the certain organ collects.

-Ey buddy did you see my computer filled with loads of porn?
-Yeah, a fuckton of smegmabite!

Smegmabite by Seggwaq June 26, 2021

Smegmabite 

Smegmabite is 1 Gb of exotic videos of people by the female kind putting a certain human organ in thus mouth, the person then proceeds to aggressively guzzle the white substance that the certain organ collects. The substance is cheese-like and has a pungent yet intriguing smell and taste.

-Ey buddy did you see my computer filled with loads of porn?
-Yeah, a fuckton of smegmabite!

Smegmabite by Seggwaq June 26, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016