smeel mainly 

How you read the words "smell manly" when you're Rocky Balboa.

"In the mornin' I splash it on, an' it makes me smeel mainly."

smeel mainly by el poop July 11, 2017

smeerlap 

Dutch for pervert or a dirty bastard , a word directed to a man depending on the situation , but if a guy wolf whistled or slapped a ladies ass , this is the word you would likley be heard said

Fuck off you pervert “ rotop smeerlap“

smeerlap by carlos292 November 28, 2012

Smeerlapperij

Lit. Dirtbaggery in Dutch. A bloody mess caused on purpose. Also figure of speech, to express great irritation and you're not done speaking your mind about the subject.

"Ga die smeerlapperij godverdomme even lekker thuis doen, ja !? " riep de security tegen het stuiterende wc-hokje .
" Go do your goddamn filthy fuck-business somewhere else OK!?" The bouncer yelled at the bouncing festival toilet.

Wacht maar tot de pers lucht krijgt van die smeerlapperij!
Just wait until the media starts to show interest in that smut business!

Smeerlapperij by den haag October 7, 2015

Smeeling 

The act of 1 person only smelling, while the other person only feels, to determine what an object is.

We are smeeling a license plate covered in egg salad.

Smeeling by Elicon February 11, 2015

Smexellent 

More than excellent.
Express satisfaction or gratitude.

bob: i bought you that cheese you wanted
Dave: smexellent...

Smexellent by Roy Fishman September 24, 2005

smeely 

A random insult that has no meaning whatsoever.
Derived from the words smell, and smeel.

"care you are so smeely"

"no dee, i believe YOU are the smeely one"

;)

smeely by CAROLYN! June 20, 2006

smeel 

The process of rubbing butter into the skin of a new born baby badger. It is imperative this happens within the first 48 hours or it loses all flavour.

"Quick, smeel the badger!'

smeel by Geordie May 7, 2004