9 definitions by desuforeverlulz

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A phrase used in substitution for actual reasons. It's typically used in situations where a question is either too complex to give a sound logical answer and it's simpler to convince the other person that they should just give you the benefit of the doubt, or because the question is incredibly stupid and therefore not worth answering, or the answer that would have been given should be obvious to anyone with a brain. It can also be used to just make a statement about something.
Person 1: I fucking hate Carrot Top.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because reasons.

Person 1: Are you voting for Santorum in the primaries?
Person 2: No, because reasons.

*kid falls off of bicycle*
Person 1: Haha, it's funny because reasons.
by desuforeverlulz March 20, 2012
The proper response to a fail troll who didn't get you the least bit angry. It's based on a scale from 0 to 10 that measures how successful a troll is, where ten is the most successful and zero is the least.
Troll:
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

Oldfag:
0/10, get that copypasta cancer off of my /b/.
by desuforeverlulz August 16, 2011
Mouseville is a tourist attraction in Tallahassee, Florida where Eduard "Del" Delacroix's mouse, Mr. Jingles, was going to be taken to live out the remainder of its years. Visitors pay a dime apiece, two cents for the kids. Inside the tent they got this mouse city made out of old boxes and toilet paper rolls, little windows so you can look in. They got the Mouseville All-Star Circus. There's mice that swing on trapeze. Mice that roll barrels. Mice that stack coins.
Mouseville is a city in Florida.
by desuforeverlulz February 19, 2012
An adjective used to describe marijuana that has nug-like qualities, which is to say that it is not broken up or ground in large quantities. The opposite of nugular would be shake.
Nothing pisses me off more than trying to weigh a whole bunch of weed that is anything but nugular.
by desuforeverlulz July 22, 2012
A bastardization of the word sawbuck, which usually refers to a $10 bag of marijuana.
"Here's $30, toss me three sawbs."
by desuforeverlulz July 13, 2012
Similar to poking smot, where you're so damn stoned you can't say "smoking weed" right.
Person A:
God, what's that smell? What have you guys been doing?

Person B:
We were just woking smeed.
by desuforeverlulz August 16, 2011
The belief that online videogames are intrinsically pointless other than for perhaps better reflexes, if one is also not an existential nihilist.
Are you on facebook?
No, I had to delete my facebook.
Why?
Because I got addicted to farmville.
I know little about it, but it's a fake farm.
It doesn't feel fake Jimmy.

internet nihilism
by desuforeverlulz January 25, 2013

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