smeaty meat 

A male with a small penis

Girl, I had sex last night with my new booty call and he had a smeaty meat! I had to ask if he was in yet!

smeaty meat by MoGo0114 March 15, 2014

sweaty meat 

When you're getting a handjob and her hands start sweating .

It was so awkward last night she gave me sweaty meat.

sweaty meat by Ilikemilf's May 7, 2016

SHMEATY MEAT 

Meat is a tiny man who loves basketbol, he is an 2K MyPlayer and basically customised an NPC

"GET YOUR MEAT OFF ME MEAT"
"MEEEEAT"
"SHMEATY MEAT"

SHMEATY MEAT by BOLnotReal August 15, 2023

sweaty meat pocket 

A vagina. The hole of sweaty meat. You can put things inside, hence calling it a pocket.

Person A: I heard some people call it a 'sweaty meat pocket'
Person B: What did you just say..?!

sweaty meat pocket by Zephyr88 June 24, 2022

Sweaty Meat Burrito

Its when you fuck the fat rolls of a Hispanic Girl

Hey Julio! I made a Sweaty Meat Burrito with Your Mom Last night!

Sweaty Meat Burrito by BradentonButtTickler June 25, 2023

Sweaty meatball

Sweaty meatball

Nikola Jokic is a sweaty meatball

Sweaty meatball by FreeSpeechMatters April 25, 2023

Little Sweaty Meats 

Little Sweaty Meats is slang for a tiny greasy cock.

"nice Little Sweaty Meats"
"fuck you nigger."

Little Sweaty Meats by littlesweatymeats999 September 30, 2025