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8.
A poor attempt at a hair transplant. Usually affecting 30 something men.
Haw smeagle have ye got any chuggie?
by Donald March 02, 2004
 
1.
to obtain something in a sneaky or underhanded manner.
Even though I wasn't invited, I smeagled my way into the party.
by Thom Thompson December 30, 2008
 
2.
The act of getting a blumpkin whilst watching Lord of the Rings.
wow, that chick was such a slut that she gave me a smeagle
by Brian H November 06, 2004
 
3.
The act of shoving a pen, floor hockey stick, or just anything with a pointy end up someones ass when they are bending down. This dirty act can be seen while witnessing a Harney Beating.
Hey Joeseph is bending over, smeagle him until he cries.
by W Tang May 12, 2006
 
4.
The act of having unlubricated anal sex with a woman and then having her clean off the penis with her mouth.
Dude your sister smeagled me last night.
by addy123 July 10, 2008
 
5.
A really ugly/unattractive person.
when you see a really ugly person you would speak in the tone that smeagle does and say the word smeagle.
OR...........
You can just say I see a smeagle.
by Norshell February 07, 2005
 
6.
Its a combination of a smut and an eagle, which makes a flying smut.
"Hey! That smeagle just flew over and sucked my cock, then left!"
by Jimmy "Bones" Johnsone January 17, 2008
 
7.
To get off one's face, often by using Cannibis.
Parry got Smeagled!
by Dave February 02, 2004