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Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone 

A meaningless term, normally used by morons, idiots, dimwits and dorks, to refer to Anglo-Saxons, revealing a lack of intelligence and mental creativity in the person who says it. Initially used as a term in the mid to late 1980s by Kempke when his English teacher was discussing Anglo-Saxons, wherefor he turned to Skoudas and said laughingly, "Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone!"
Kempke, laughing, and with a red face, turned his half-hearted attention away from the teacher to face Skuodas and in a hardly concealed voice, whispered loudly, "Anglo-Saxon saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon saxaphone!"
Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone by P'tainz October 7, 2010
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Saxon = joke account 

A popular phrase used on Gamefaqs.com message boards whenever the well known joke account Saxon posts anything.
Saxon: "I predict that Randy Orton Ric Flair and Batista will turn on HHH tonight on Raw then the corpse of Katie Vick will return to lead Evolution!"

Next poster: "Saxon = joke account"

Saxon Hook

A man who makes extremely bahahahaha jokes and makes everyone giggle when he says something or does anything funny, classical laughter and very contagious laughs when the term Saxon Hook is used.
Lance has made a funny he can been seen as doing a Saxon Hook
Saxon Hook by anonymous October 21, 2020

Vote Saxon 

The saying "vote saxon" came from the popular TV show Doctor Who, where an enemy called the Master uses a false identity and subliminal messages to become prime minister of Britain before launching the Earth into chaos with an attack he himself planned. "Vote Saxon" is a term that should be used to refer to voting or being in favor of something without really knowing much about it, and usually has a negative connotation.
Vote Saxon by EclipseDragonWing November 3, 2010

Saxon Jin 

Individual that has the intellectual and physical capabilities to accomplish their aspirations.

Individual that has yet to utilize said "intellectual and physical capabilities" to understand their aspirations are attainable, after all anything is attainable given time and effort.
What a Saxon Jin!

They're actually a Saxon Jin, they just need some time.
Woah! You're a Saxon Jin? I don't believe in myself so it's hard to think I'll be able to accomplish anything but if I'm with you I think your Saxoning might just rub off on me.
Saxon Jin by Shoi Shoi December 21, 2016

Coitus saxonicus 

Noun. A form of contraception where a man squeezes the base of his penis immediately prior to ejaculation so that the semen is diverted to the bladder.
Woman: Quagmire you forgot to buy a condom!
Quagmire : Don't worry darlin', tonight I'm using Coitus saxonicus! Giggity!
Coitus saxonicus by Quagman November 27, 2012
The best screensharer to ever exist, Saxony is known for his skills in string finding and destroying noobs who pay for stupid ass cheats. His dick is also very large, and scary...
Person 1: Bro, I just got detected by Guardian SS Tool??!??!
Person 2: Sorry, but Saxony is the best at screensharing... even headed sucks his dick
Saxony by hackman69420 April 29, 2021