Phil: smat
Craig: fuck off, why am I still here, I want nothing to do with you, how are you finding me, I’m scared and concerned, go fuck yourself Phil, nobody likes you
Phil: you fucking skenk
Craig: fuck off, why am I still here, I want nothing to do with you, how are you finding me, I’m scared and concerned, go fuck yourself Phil, nobody likes you
Phil: you fucking skenk
by Dadio is good March 12, 2020
Girl: "Me and Ted where tit fucking last night. We were gonna do some anal later but be came to early. There was Smat everywhere."
Girl 2: "ohh that's bad, did you kick him out?"
Girl 2: "ohh that's bad, did you kick him out?"
by Paul The Mason April 14, 2009
Friend 1: I came home from work and caught the milkman banging my bitch.
Friend 2: Ohhh shit! Are you SMAT?
Friend 1: I am so SMAT! I loved that dog.
Friend 2: Ohhh shit! Are you SMAT?
Friend 1: I am so SMAT! I loved that dog.
by CarKat August 4, 2007
Adjective
Describes an intelligent person who finds him/her self caught up in unintelligent situations.
Describes an intelligent person who finds him/her self caught up in unintelligent situations.
Brad is smat, he aces his exams then goes to a bar, gets hammered and starts fights, which he never wins.
by Ben Dover CMIX March 13, 2010
Super Major Awkward Taco
this word is usually said when there is a really awkward situation and there is nothing else to say
this word is usually said when there is a really awkward situation and there is nothing else to say
Guy: "By the end of this week i'll sit on your lap and we'll be comfortable.." (awkward silence)
Girl:..............
Guy #2: SMAT
Girl:..............
Guy #2: SMAT
by Tap Dancer Farmer Boy August 17, 2011