Smarter than Bryce

A level of intelligence we all possess.

A: How smart are you?
B: Smarter than Bryce.
A: omg same lol

Smarter than Bryce by Mr. Twinkieface August 26, 2020

smarter than the average bare 

Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.

I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.

smarter than the average bare by QuacksO May 20, 2021

Smarter than a corn pickin' hen

just a simple way to say someone's smart.

"that girl's smarter than a corn pickin' hen!"

Smarter than a corn pickin' hen by SwagMastertheeternal September 14, 2023

Smarter than everyone 

What? No! I'm worse than a retard! You're the smart ones! So use that smart fucking brainz of yourself to figure out how to get me my fucking money.

Hym "You are clearly the smarter than everyone guy! So where is the stalking guy's head and why don't I have my money?"

Smarter than everyone by Hym Iam July 31, 2024

smarter than the average Behr 

A better painter than ya typically find among novice color-appliers.

I don't claim to be "smarter than the average Behr", but I do always try to work carefully and neatly.

smarter than the average Behr by QuacksO July 16, 2025

You must be smarter than the grass you walk on. 

Phrase used to encourage football players. First used by Mr. Tim Treder's coach.

"Tim you must be smarter than the grass you walk on."

You must be smarter than the grass you walk on. by Set 9 Weightlifting February 6, 2008

are you smarter than a fifth grader? 

Idiots compete with children for cash prizes

Are you smarter than a fifth grader? no

are you smarter than a fifth grader? by Lazy727 October 24, 2007