Smartarded 

When somebody uses intelligence in a profoundly stupid way.

:: Smartarded ::
John wrote a brilliant computer virus that crashed tens of thousands of computers... and he wrote his name on it...

Kelly's genius security system was flawless - it was then she realized she locked himself out.

Bob knew his last 30 years were well spent, the fruits of his labor were at last complete. His army of robotic carebears waged war against humanity.

Smartarded by Eric C Carberry August 30, 2006

Smartarded 

A person who has great knowledge of useless information

That skiNderella is so fucking smartarded, but she will never win the presidential election

Smartarded by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

Smartarded 

Someone who is extremely Smart but does completely Stupid things.

Aiden just helped me study for my upcoming test, but he also just lit himself on fire to jump into a river, he is Smart, but also Retarded, Smartarded!

Smartarded by HeyMyNameIsThis August 12, 2020

Smartarded 

Being in two places at once while being watched by pc supervision.

P1: How did I see you at the school and online publishing at the same time?

P2: I'm just smartarded. I rigged a clicker out of rubber bands a roll gear ramp, and a pointer. Placed the it over my mouse pad on my lap top and it just kept clicking publish for me so I could go pick some one up.

P1: How did you know what should be published.

P2: Christ do you see what's on this site. People have a voice no matter what that is and they pretty much let it fly here;) It can always be fixed later with the right effort.

P1: Your a tard

P2: Learned from the best smartassains in the world.

Smartarded by SparkyKGienie April 20, 2010

smarttarded 

when you can be smart, but make retarded remarks that have people wondering if your game in smarts is really that big or if you're just playin'.

when someone names the obvious.

Joe: I want an apple.
Bob: That sounds good. Did you know that apples grow on trees?
Joe: Boi you're smarttarded.

smarttarded by lulu0725 November 8, 2017

smartarted

So smart that you act retarted for personal benefit or just plain ol' happiness. Dealllllll

I'm so upset with this situation I'll just be smartarted for a few minutes to maintain my composure.

smartarted by Rambo dealll October 2, 2023