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Sartalics 

Sartalics is text that leans left (instead of right like italics) to convey sarcasm.
That movie was awesome.

Editor's note: Bad example but the movie wasn't that awesome. You couldn't tell, though, because it wasn't in sartalics.
Sartalics by Haus of Dingo July 2, 2011

smartitician 

One who is adept at smartitistics, or exhibits general smartitude. Can usually be distinguished by the use of big words, mad math skills, and typically some geeky association like physics clubs, chess clubs, or Nobel Laureates.
Guy: Hey Linus, let's go boozin!

Linus (the smartitician): Whilst an evening of inebriated debauchery and possible altercations over ambrosial brews might prove gladdening, I must season myself tonight for the chess championship this weekend then complete my dissertation proving String Theory.

Guy: Dude... you need to kill some brain cells.

snarkalicious 

Sarcastic. A term used exclusively by the kind of pathetic, trying too hard future soccer mamas to whose "jokes" friends can only respond with a blank stare and vague, twitchy attempt at a smile. Seriously, don't ever, ever use this word. It is strictly douchebags.
"Then the waitress at TGI Friday's was like, 'Do you want a doggy bag?' and I was like, 'No, I just want to throw out the other half of this pork chop!' I mean, seriously! She had it coming."

"Wow, girl. Snarkalicious!"

smartificational 

Adjective meaning extremely smart or extremely stupid.
Idiot 1:I spelled "mississippi"!
Idiot 2:You must be smartificational!
smartificational by Johnny Salazar February 23, 2008

Smackalicious 

A word better then smack but When something is so good it makes you smack your lips
Bro this drink you had was smackalicious

smartisicle

a combination of both smart and physical, used generally for sports, to scream SMARTISICLE you'd be informing players to play rough yet stick to the IQ of the game
Coach: SMARTISICLE!!!
(players thoughts: i must play smart and physicle)
smartisicle by ...all day April 19, 2010