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1. smart ass
Someone who is sacastic, in a cutting yet witty manner. A person capable of making a remark that could be interpreted as a insult or a joke depending on the sensitivity of the listener and the specific situation. A smart ass is not necessarily a bad person just usually perceptive. ( For terms to refer to an offensive, cruel and asinine person see Jerk, Asshole , idiot, fool etc.)
We were out the other night at the club when this jerk tried to pick up Nick's girlfriend, rather than fight he calmly stepped in and said, 'Look buddy you mother is could never be this PHAT (pretty hot and tempting) you gotta face only a mother could love. Nick's such a smart ass.
by ria Jun 7, 2004 share this
2. smart ass
better than a dumb ass
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1) omg. ur such a smart ass!!!
2) i no, but thats better than a dumb ass
3. smart ass
1)a person who makes sure every word they type is spelled correcty so they can diss other ppl online for grammar, spelling and other mistakes

2)a person who corrects other when they make mistakes too but are too proud to admit it so they bag on u
1)Oh My God u idoit its "their" not "thier"

2)
Smart ass: omg u moron ur such a fcuking retard, its pi not pie.
Smart ass#2: well its fucking not fcuking you noob.
Smart ass: shut up im smater than you.
Smart ass#2: smarter not smater.
4. smart ass
an ass that has a higher than average intelligence.
one that exports money.
by Smart All Over Oct 4, 2003 share this
5. smart ass
n. A condition whereby the desire to defecate is directly proportional to the distance one is from their home. The usual explanation is pyschologial repression of bowel movements when one is out.

Not to be confused with smartass.
I was fine all night, but just as I pulled into my driveway, I had the overwhelming urge to drop the kids off at the pool.
by keyshaw Feb 7, 2005 share this
6. smart ass
an ass that can sit on ice cream and tell u wat flaver it is
Wat a smart ass i wish i had it.
by Andy Legge Mar 9, 2005 share this
7. smart ass
Someone who values listening to themselves speak endlessly about a subject no one really esteems or cares about. The speaker carries on indefinetly in attempt to make everyone around him feel baser until someone has the nerve to call him smart ass.
Anyone who gives a filibuster demonstrates a small percentage of the smart asses out there.
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