The weird gunk inbetween your keyboard keys. Originated in My Pants, the Brotherhood 2.0 forum circa August 2, 2007.
by Ianthe August 2, 2007
Wow, I think Melania must have either ignored or totally disconnected her smarm alarm on the day she met the Orange One!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2020
"In a response to Ted Cruz, Mark Hamill said: Thanks for smarm-splaining it to me @tedcruz I know politics can be confusing, but you'd have more credibility if you spelled my name correctly. I mean IT'S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU! Maybe you're just distracted from watching porn at the office again."
by Ivan TheModeratelyTerrible December 18, 2017
The far opposite of grunge music. A music genre that has been popularized by such artists as Jack Johnson, John Mayer, Jasom Mraz and Norah Jones; has been recently copied and imitated by a whole new crop of musicians. "Feel good" music characterized by acoustic guitars, highly polished radio friendly sound and dry raspy nasal voices.
Annoying ditzy girl: Heyyy boy! I bought extra tickets to the Grand Oaks Pussy Music Festival at Club Tres Chic. You wanna come?
Annoyed guy: Fuck that smarm music! I'm going to the Rob Zombie concert and rock out with my cock out!
Annoyed guy: Fuck that smarm music! I'm going to the Rob Zombie concert and rock out with my cock out!
by da troof hurts October 23, 2012
Butt Smarm (but SmARm), n. Butt smarm can be produced by the actions of both male, and females alike. However, there must be at least ONE male paricipant. It is the production fluid, or anal afterbirth, of sex (position vairied) involving A. an anus, and B. a Penis. Butt smarm itself is a fluid that consists of: 1. Lubricant 2. Blood 3. Crap 4. Semen.
by Scott The Fox May 5, 2005
1. That creepy person won't quit smarming at me!!
by pam/smashing pandora July 29, 2005
Slang for skinny white kids that do cross country. Often seen in the library playing dumb iOS games. Normally have overbearing mothers that are cunts
by ajdsklanklsd; May 29, 2017