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smartest guy in the room 

The one we all hate, who is never content not being the center of attention. Every story told near this guy gets a response of what he would've done, how you screwed up, or a whitty use of math/science to assert him dominance.
I was talking to Carl about an episode of Breaking Bad and he lectured me about all the science that's wrong with the show, while using words he knows that I don't know, just to show how he is the smartest guy in the room and I am not
One when doth shat's upon thyself relentlessly
I drank too much and smarged myself
smarged by Aopoop December 14, 2013

smartest race 

deal with it (asians) are smartest race!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
smartest race by DumbDump234 April 20, 2017

Smargles 

Adapted from the Harry Potter character Luna Lovegood’s nargles, a smargle is the addition of a smurf to the minx mix.

A snargle cheekily messes things around. A smargle leaves a trail of blue behind - usually during the consumption of blue food ie frosting, ice cream, candy. The result is an embarrassing layer of the food around your mouth, making it look like suspicious sexual activity has occurred with a smurf.
“Did you just give a Smurf a BJ?” Looking in the mirror, I saw the blue frosting surrounding my mouth with suspicious dots leading down my chin. F$@king smargles!
Smargles by Tainted romance March 27, 2019

The smartest kid on the short bus 

A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.

It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.
Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus

smartest guy on the football team 

Kind of like being the tallest dwarf
Ram Sweeney is the smartest guy on the football team