Small Car Trick

When you think you have found an empty parking spot but it turns out there is a small car in it, that was hidden by the surrounding vehicles.

Right there, right there! A spot by the door! Oh, sorry, nope, there's a Geo Metro in there. Small car trick!

Small Car Trick by Nickus12 October 30, 2010

small car fake out 

When you see a parking space in a lot that looks empty, only to find out upon pulling up that a small car is in the space. Also abbreviated as SCFO.

I was pulling up to the perfect spot in the lot, but it was a small car fake out!

small car fake out by j630 September 2, 2019

Trying to fit a large couch into a small car 

A euphemism for gay sex, typically associated with members of the population named Aziz Ansari – including, but not limited to, the famous comedian.

"Oh man, I threw my dick out last night trying to fit a large couch into a small car, with my cock being a large couch and Aziz Ansari's ass being a small car!"

Trying to fit a large couch into a small car by bonnyjizzits July 25, 2022

small penis car 

The bigger the car the smaller the penis.

A small penis car is a big car driven by a man trying to overcompensate for having a small penis

small penis car by Anonymous R April 16, 2006

small penis car 

Also applies to humongous "manly" vehicles that are not allowed to wear dirt, let alone get driven on it. Glossy Hummers, pinstriped pickups, and similar macho-but-impractical trucks and SUVs that cruise cities and suburbs.

The Hummer is the most useless vehicle ever built; it's the ultimate small penis car.

small penis car by JimDD April 14, 2006

Red Car Small Penis 

The tendency for men with small penises to drive red sports cars to overcompensate for their lack of manhood, when all this does is attract negative attention, especially from girls, who immediately think: Red Car Small Penis!

One girl to another: Check out the red car!

Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!

Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!

Red Car Small Penis by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009

small penis car 

Fancy-ass sports car-type vehicle. Seen driving everywhere, excessively fast, usually with loud and very bad rap or rock music blaring.

These cars are often older models, driven by young men (ages 16-30, usually).

(a white sports car with obscenely large spoiler and 50 cent's "Candy Shop" blaring drives past)

Person #1: Wow, that guy must have the smallest penis in the world.

Person #2: Yes, in fact it may even be a woman who thinks they are a man.

small penis car by Yeeaaaaah June 6, 2005