by Maverick K. April 20, 2009
To talk while smoking. To have a mouth full of smoke and then to speak while calmly letting out smoke. Only done with smoking weed, otherwise people are known to look like a douche-fag smalking a cigarette.
- Wow man, im pretty baked. that was fucking great hash
- Yeah, but....."Noises of inhaling smoke"... I would totally not want to go to Vancouver.
- What did you just do right then? Were... Were you just smalking?
- Yes, yes i was.
- Yeah, but....."Noises of inhaling smoke"... I would totally not want to go to Vancouver.
- What did you just do right then? Were... Were you just smalking?
- Yes, yes i was.
by Moskowsatch February 13, 2010
To make small talk
by BennoTheKid May 14, 2017
A combination of the two most important things in life, talking and s'mores. Smalks are not to be taken lightly and are not intended for gossip and superficial conversation. Smalks are meaningful discussions about life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, namely through eating s'mores.
Sally: I hear you're building a fire pit.
Ron: Yeah, it's almost complete.
Sally: Well let me know when it's finished. It'd be nice to talk over some s'mores.
Ron: Sure, I'd be down for a quality smalk anytime.
Ron: Yeah, it's almost complete.
Sally: Well let me know when it's finished. It'd be nice to talk over some s'mores.
Ron: Sure, I'd be down for a quality smalk anytime.
by socrates214 June 25, 2011
Girlfriend: "That metrosexual guy over there with the uber-hot hair has been following us for the last 5 minutes"
Boyfriend: "Don't flatter yourself - he's probably just perusing those flash reveal photography books over there."
Girlfriend: "Seriously, he's like, smalking me!"
Boyfriend: " FML ."
Boyfriend: "Don't flatter yourself - he's probably just perusing those flash reveal photography books over there."
Girlfriend: "Seriously, he's like, smalking me!"
Boyfriend: " FML ."
by captain tegan December 18, 2009