Person who does something annoying in a netwiorked game.
Sanitized version of fucktard.
eg Gamespy Banner Ad, early 2004:
Sanitized version of fucktard.
eg Gamespy Banner Ad, early 2004:
by Anthony Cassidy March 30, 2004
Someone who says things that are so stupid or obvious that you just want to smack them upside the head.
Fey: Now how do I get this up?
Lana: You might want to rephrase that...
Jake: Yeah...
...
Josh: AAAHAHAHAHA YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT A PENIS!!!
Everyone: Um, no Josh...
...
Jake: Smacktard...
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Eliot: 'Fucktard' is the best expression ever.
Laura: No, 'smacktard' is. You smack a smacktard, but you don't fuck a fucktard.
Eliot: Yeah, well you don't arse a hole either...
...
Laura: WTF...
Lana: You might want to rephrase that...
Jake: Yeah...
...
Josh: AAAHAHAHAHA YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT A PENIS!!!
Everyone: Um, no Josh...
...
Jake: Smacktard...
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Eliot: 'Fucktard' is the best expression ever.
Laura: No, 'smacktard' is. You smack a smacktard, but you don't fuck a fucktard.
Eliot: Yeah, well you don't arse a hole either...
...
Laura: WTF...
by q(^0^)p April 23, 2008
Someone too unrepentantly stupid to be called a wordfucktard. Smacktards actually are trying to be stupid.
Your friends are such a pack of smacktards....cuz they keep on hanging out with a wordfucktard like you.
by Balzac February 19, 2003
smacktard -
The idea of someone being so retarded they deserve to be smacked.
This word is extremely flexible and can be used in almost any context.
The idea of someone being so retarded they deserve to be smacked.
This word is extremely flexible and can be used in almost any context.
if someone blocks you, you might say :
"bah, smacktard"
or how about this situation
* 1337boi has joined the channel
<ace> The smacktardidity in this channel has increased by 50%
"bah, smacktard"
or how about this situation
* 1337boi has joined the channel
<ace> The smacktardidity in this channel has increased by 50%
by john July 9, 2004
Someone who incessently spawn kills you or kills their own team mate, generated by being a total idiot who will get their behind pwned, probably by a 1337 russian gamer called Mikhal.
Example from Tribes 2.
Zobby the nob: I will kill everyone, I am the best!!
Zobby the nob: *constantly kills everyone, even own team mates with a spinfusor as soon as they spawn*
Zobby the nob: I own you all!!
Mikhal: You're a smacktard, you will die....
Mikhal: *pulls out the basic blaster and shoots down Zobby the nob with a few simple shots effortlessly*
Server: Zobby the nob screwed the pooch.
Zobby the nob: No way you cheated!!
Mikhal: Shut up you annoying smacktard, you're outta here.
Server: Zobby the nob was banned by admin Mikhal.
Zobby the nob: I will kill everyone, I am the best!!
Zobby the nob: *constantly kills everyone, even own team mates with a spinfusor as soon as they spawn*
Zobby the nob: I own you all!!
Mikhal: You're a smacktard, you will die....
Mikhal: *pulls out the basic blaster and shoots down Zobby the nob with a few simple shots effortlessly*
Server: Zobby the nob screwed the pooch.
Zobby the nob: No way you cheated!!
Mikhal: Shut up you annoying smacktard, you're outta here.
Server: Zobby the nob was banned by admin Mikhal.
by ShadesZero a.k.a Scorpian April 3, 2004
1. A disparaging term used predominantly in online gaming by anti-social nerds (generally under the age of 18) who fantasize about sexual relations with members of the same gender and regularly masturbate to illustrations of 11 year-old Japanese school girls getting fucked by octopuses.
After casually joining an online game and losing to a trash-talker nerd (who has devoted his life to the medium):
"U R SUCH A SMACKTARD IMA SMACK U IN UR MOUTH BITCH".
Note: This comment has no meaning to people who are not worthless piles of shit.
"U R SUCH A SMACKTARD IMA SMACK U IN UR MOUTH BITCH".
Note: This comment has no meaning to people who are not worthless piles of shit.
by ARYAN SUPER Soldier March 4, 2006