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smackerel 

The amount of honey that Whinne the Pooh eats, everytime he puts his hand in the honey pot.
"Mmm delicous, just a smackerel of honey."
smackerel by davo99 December 26, 2011

smackeral 

The amount of honey that Whinne the Pooh eats, everytime he puts his hand in the honey pot.
"Mmm delicous, just a smakeral of honey."
smackeral by AliceIn Wonderland September 22, 2003

Skankerella 

If Britney fucks one more guy ima give her a Skankerella Crown. Lupita is such a skankerella.
Skankerella by Thizzkid559 June 10, 2016

smackwell 

This word is used to describe a good hit (smack) or a decent, entertaining beating (of someone other than yourself).
Guy 1: Did you see that dude pummel that one guy?

Guy 2: Yea, he gave him the smackwell.
smackwell by Pervis Jervis March 2, 2009

smackered 

When one has consumed large nay enormous amounts of alcoholic beverages resulting in attempts to perform inhuman feats and make cheeky advances, such as 1: Attempting to convince your mates that you can climb the disco walls using only your penis. 2: Wrapping your lips around a tap and trying to suck out "all the water the UK has to offer" or 3: Cupping/kneading the left breast of a complete stranger claiming "It's totally fine it wasn't saggy".
"Oii you fuckin cunt! Did you just take a cheeky yet firm hold of my left milk dispenser? You MUST be Smackered!"

OR

"Seriously, last night was sick, how finished were you? I was absolutely invoiced."
"Mate, tell me about it, i fucked a tramp's dog, he was watching. Yep i was Smackered.com"
smackered by DanEdd June 20, 2006

smokerello 

to smoke up on some bud
hey man can i get my smokerello on
smokerello by cars_money_hos March 12, 2008